AD Says: I like what you have written here billy, and would like to add a variation of my own comparing the old loser with the new loser: When i was single, I thought married people were dead, now married, i consider single people frivolous; When I had hair, I thought bald men were ugly, now bald, I consider hair to be an ugly atavistic relic when I had nothing, I hunted those who had. Now having much, I hide. When I was thin, I thought the obese as lacking willpower, now still thin, I consider the obese to be American Bush-loving slobs [hmm...] For an American portrait of Anthony go here . And his much more beautiful and interesting wife Anna, recently embroiled in the century's first major Houdini scandal.